Marco Zappers

Alternatives to the Bird Zapper

Seeing as how Marco is an evil genius he might not be lured by the simple bird zapper pictured below

We will need some backup plans to stop Marco and his insidious plans and so we have come up with these:

We will replace Marco's bird food with rice, because as you all know feeding a bird dehydrated rice will cause it to explode. If Marco happens to be smart enough to not eat the rice we shall we shall use lasers to cut holes in his bird seed and stuff it with rice. Pictured below is not ordinary bird seed it: it has been stuffed with rice, and some TNT just to be sure.

If this still does not work we will swat Marco with these custom designed Marco swatters

Only You Have the Power to Stop Marco

If you have any other ways to stop Marco you must let me know so that your bravery and dedication to your country can be recognized and so that your plans can be added to the anti-Marco arsenal

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