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Several people prank IM'd me using first an unsuspecting friend's IM and then one they created.  I have posted this conversation below for your enjoyment.

the "IndianStinger" person IM'd me before using Gautam...'s name and then using the indianstinger name so there may be references to that.  Then they left messages in my guest book, now posted below.  I removed the numbers from the screen names since this page listed on Google

Gautam...: hey
Gautam...: wats up
Sup...: not much
Sup...: you?
Gautam...: hey who is this IndianStinger on ur message board????
Gautam...: i heard he was giving u problems
Sup...: on my message board?
Gautam...: yea in the discussions thing
Gautam...: i heard he was kindda on ur ass
Sup...: you should know him, he was using your IM at one point
Sup...: he IM'd me as you but I didn't tell him anything
Sup...: then he IM'd me again
Gautam...: y didnt you talk w/ him
Gautam...: ??
Sup...: a little
Sup...: but just foolishness
Gautam...: oh i remeber who he is now
Gautam...: !!
Gautam...: he wants u to unblock him
Sup...: I did
Sup...: who is he?
Gautam...: cuz he thinks ur a cool guy
Gautam...: IndianStinger
Sup...: names
Gautam...: Warnakalasuriya Vengiprappu Iyengara Laxamana Rao Swami Petengide Ushanta Muttiah Jayawardane Ranatunga Ravanasamudram Venkatachlam Hariharan Iyer
Gautam...: they call him bob tho
Sup...: you're not even gautam are you?
Gautam...: gautam knows who i am
Sup...: well thats a given, as youre using his name
Gautam...: long time no see huh?
Sup...: yeah
Gautam...:
Gautam...: i saw u at his party
Sup...: and I'm sure I saw you, but I still have no idea who you are
Gautam...: thats kinda the general idea
Gautam...: hahaha
Gautam...: give me some guesses for names
Sup...: Vengiprappu
Gautam...: umang? umair? amit? neil? anshu? jay? nick?
Gautam...: who who who who?

Sup...: I'm guessing none of them
Gautam...: well ur wrong
Gautam...: hahaha
Sup...: if its one of those then you're either nick or jay, probably jay
Gautam...: wrong
Gautam...: moron
Gautam...: hahaha
Gautam...: wow
Gautam...: wasnt any of em
Gautam...: maybe i'm a girl
Sup...: as I said
Sup...: I doubt it
Gautam...: shruti? anj? neha? sonia? prarna?
Gautam...: SAPAN
Sup...: yep thats who youy are
Sup...: has to be
Gautam...: ok...
Gautam...: my name is...
Gautam...: Warnakalasuriya Vengiprappu Iyengara Laxamana Rao Swami Petengide Ushanta Muttiah Jayawardane Ranatunga Ravanasamudram Venkatachlam Hariharan Iyer
Sup...: no its bob the Warnakalasuriya Vengiprappu Iyengara Laxamana Rao Swami Petengide Ushanta Muttiah Jayawardane Ranatunga Ravanasamudram Venkatachlam Hariharan Iyer
Gautam...: u still have no idea do u?
Gautam...: maybe i'm an adult
Sup...: nope
Gautam...: maybe i'm 7
Sup...: thats possible, but I still doubt it
Gautam...: how old do u think i am?
Gautam...: clue...
Sup...: 3 months
Gautam...: i have not gotten my senior pension yet
Gautam...: funny man
Gautam...: seiously
Sup...: okay, okay
Sup...: you're really 3 days old
Gautam...: dood thats y u have no friends. u act gay
Gautam...: and so is ur dance
Sup...: you see I dont care what you think
Sup...: and since you said that, it clearly means that I've taken control of this coversation
Gautam...: ok good for
Gautam...: u
Sup...: and yess I am being somewhat of a jerk
Gautam...: u want a cookie?
Gautam...: i know u like mango
Sup...: no, but I did wet my sock
Gautam...: tube sock?

Gautam...: w/e
Gautam...: i'm not gay like u
Sup...: I'm just saying what you said the last time
Gautam...: i know u live on [.......................]
Gautam...: hahaha
Sup...: so what
Gautam...: so i know u are but u still have no idea
Sup...: I dont care
Gautam...: i talked to u at the party
Gautam...: am i girl or a boy
Gautam...: how old am i
Gautam...: college or middle skool?
Gautam...: high or elem?

Gautam...: come on...
Sup...: its most likelyu that you're in high school
Gautam...: girl or boy
Sup...: monkey
Gautam...: female or male
Sup...: bacteria
Gautam...: sorry it got closed what did u say?

Gautam...: since i last responded
Sup...: I said nothing of relavance
Gautam...: but am i a girl or a boy
Gautam...: woman or man
Gautam...: check that
Gautam...: wo-man
Sup...: clearly you are several people
Sup...: probably all of them male
Gautam...: and all of them saw at his party
Gautam...: saw u
Sup...: yeah, probably
Gautam...: do u feel left out? awww
Sup...: nope
Gautam...: but we
Gautam...: are having fun
Sup...: so am I
Gautam...: i am going to speak in ur language rite now
Sup...: and that is?
Gautam...: give me the proceedings in all the data and ur hypotheseis that u have created as to who i am or who we
Gautam...: are
Gautam...: ;dlsi gh'
Gautam...: idiots next to me
Gautam...: sorry
Sup...: well if I had to guess you are probably at a dance practice for Anshu's graduation party
Sup...: but that could easilly be wrong
Gautam...: i'll say this
Gautam...: i know anshu
Gautam...: we know anshu
Gautam...: some of us are there and the rest are here
Gautam...: so do u have a web cam?
Sup...: maybe I do, maybe I dont
Gautam...: who do u think is in this room with ne
Gautam...: me
Gautam...: they all came to gatuams grad party
Gautam...: gautam and gaurav left an hour ago but he forgot to sign off but the rest of us are here
Sup...: lol
Sup...: that would make sense
Gautam...: y
Sup...: or else he is there with you
Gautam...: no he isnt
Gautam...: theres a party going on tho
Gautam...: and we know u but u dont
Gautam...: and u werent invited
Sup...: I dont doubt it
Gautam...: cuz no one likes u
Sup...: and I dont care
Gautam...: and ur dance
Sup...: thats because I'm to good for fools like you
Gautam...: i am in none of ur pictures on ur website
Gautam...: none of us are
Gautam...: we just know u
Gautam...: look out ur top bedroom window facing the woods
Gautam...: we can c u but u cant
Gautam...: muhahahahahaha
Sup...: and you cant
Gautam...: but u know u
Sup...: then what color is the flag in the window
Gautam...: i have been to ur house sapan
Sup...: ok
Gautam...: which one
Gautam...: ??
Gautam...: ur trying o trick us huh???
Sup...: if you say so
Gautam...: to
Sup...: but clearly you cant see the flag I just put up
Sup...: I'll move it to any window you want
Gautam...: come out to the back porch
Sup...: ok I'll put the flag on the porch
Gautam...: look deeply in to the woods
Sup...: tell me the color
Gautam...: no u have to be htere
Gautam...: look in the direction of the fire pit
Sup...: nope first tell me the color of the flag
Gautam...: come out u fool
Gautam...: r u there
Gautam...: its was fun having this talk with u sapan agrawal
Gautam...: all of us enjoyed it
Gautam...: i know wat u do in ur bedrrom
Gautam...: during the ummer
Gautam... signed off at 7:11:46 PM.

 

AT THIS POINT I STOPPED RESPONDING TO PRETEND THAT I WENT OUTSIDE, AND THEY SWITCHED SCREEN NAMES TO THIS ONE.

 

iluvsapan: hey buddy!!!
Sup...: I will shoot you once I find out who you are
iluvsapan: too many of us
iluvsapan: u know where u live so i can take u to the police
Sup...: then I guess it will take some work
iluvsapan: dont play tough with me
iluvsapan: or any of us
Sup...: but not if you are incapable of telling the police
Sup...: and of course I'm not serious, and if you know me then you would know that
iluvsapan: what in the blue monkey's hell r u talking about
iluvsapan: we can tell that by ur face
Sup...: so why did you stop using gautam's name?
iluvsapan: gautam who?
Sup...: dont play dumb
Sup...: I know you are the same person I was talking to earlier
Sup...: because you said "too many of us"
iluvsapan: we're all in one group outot get u
iluvsapan: but at different places in chicago
Sup...: welll then why are you using the aim
Sup...: why dont you comne and ring the doorbell
iluvsapan: cuz group "F" (the sixth of many grooups) is not near u
iluvsapan: we are in lisle
iluvsapan: not at [..............]
iluvsapan: group C is inur backyard
Sup...: ok, then phone them and have them tell you what color the flag is
Sup...: or who is in the backyard
Sup...: ie who in my family
iluvsapan: [.........]
iluvsapan: [........] is ur dad
iluvsapan: and u only have 1 sister
Sup...: so they are in the backyard?
iluvsapan: i'm not really sure anymore but theyre around there somewhere looking at u
iluvsapan: duck if theres a laser
Sup...: of course
iluvsapan: [.......] is ur mom
Sup...: I'll believe you once you tell me the color of the flag or who is in the backyard
iluvsapan: we jsut remembered
iluvsapan: we are not there
iluvsapan: WE ARE GROUPF
iluvsapan: CONTACT GROUP C
Sup...: you do that
iluvsapan: they didnt take the cellfone b/c it would make noise
Sup...: if you are so organized that you have multiple groups you should be able to contact them
Sup...: tell someone to move away
iluvsapan: go find htem if u have the balls to do so
Sup...: I aldready searched
iluvsapan: well they were there but they have to be there becuase it says that on our GPS system
Sup...: so then if they are there give them a call
iluvsapan: u moron they dont have a fone
Sup...: well I'm toucvhed that some people have so much time that they would organize and stalk me
Sup...: *touched
Sup...: and spend money on a gps system
iluvsapan: not for u idiot
iluvsapan: we just have one
iluvsapan: or 2
Sup...: watch your language or else we will have to terminate this most enjoyable conversation
iluvsapan: there are more groups
iluvsapan: hahaha
Sup...: wow, I must really be popular
Sup...: or hated
iluvsapan: the latter
Sup...: but in either case I am famous/infamous
iluvsapan: no ur just gay
Sup...: ah, but how many people would organize into groups spend hundreds on a gps system and waste their time
iluvsapan: stupid
Sup...: and this is more than a gps system as you can track the other groups movement
iluvsapan: the gps is not for just u
Sup...: so it probably costs thousands
iluvsapan: wats ur point
iluvsapan: |??
Sup...: the point is you have no life and you are lying through your teeth
Sup...: or fingers
Sup...: as the case may be
iluvsapan: lying about wat
iluvsapan: ?
Sup...: everything
iluvsapan: who do u think this is then
Sup...: ike I said earlier I have no idea andf I dont care
Sup...: * and I
iluvsapan: yo
iluvsapan: talk to us
iluvsapan: talk to us dude
Sup...: hmm, if you know me so well why dont you just use the phone, if you call I'll answer
Sup...: although depending on what you say I may have to hang up
iluvsapan: we cant cuz we r using the phone line
iluvsapan: dont u want to know who we are
iluvsapan: ????????
Sup...: hmm
Sup...: I dont have a microphone
iluvsapan: bull crap
iluvsapan: i know u have one
iluvsapan: somewhere
Sup...: well I had one
Sup...: until I stepped on it
iluvsapan: who does that
iluvsapan: honestly
iluvsapan: come on dude
iluvsapan: PLEASE
Sup...: well I'll hear you still
iluvsapan: just talk
iluvsapan: find one somewhere
iluvsapan: and connect it
iluvsapan: and talk
Sup...: I cant talk
Sup...: I dont have a microphone that works
iluvsapan: bull dud
iluvsapan: k we'll chat later
Sup...: k
iluvsapan: u better find one then...
iluvsapan: but with
iluvsapan: u know us so dont be afraid...
iluvsapan: talk to e
iluvsapan: me boy
iluvsapan: i wanna rock ur body...to the bring of day
iluvsapan: that was priya
iluvsapan: sorry
iluvsapan: u connected
iluvsapan: so talk to us
Sup...: I dont have a mic, but you can still talk
iluvsapan: FIND ONE
Sup...: dont have one, brb
Sup...: back
Previous message was not received by iluvsapan because of error: User iluvsapan is not available.

 

THIS DID NOT END HERE BUT RATHER THIS PERSON CONTINUES TO STALK ME BY LEAVING RANDOM, NONSENSICAL, AND ILLOGICAL POSTS IN MY GUESTBOOK, AS SEEN BELOW.  MY COMMENTS ARE REPRESENTED BY THE NAME ADMIN@THIS_SITE.COM

 

Email:
indianstinger@aol.com
Date:
Wednesday August 11, 2004 06:09:13 GMT
Comments:
hmmm...hey bra, looks like no one really comes to ur site. thas ok bra i'm here fur ya. i'm really feelin fur ya man.

(sing this is the tune of when a man luvs a woman)

When a man loves a sapan
Can't keep his mind on nothin' else
He'd trade the world
For a good thing he's found
If she is bad, he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend If he puts her down
When a man loves a sapan
Spend his very last dime
Trying to hold on to what he needs
He'd give up all his comforts
And sleep out in the rain
If she said that's the way
It ought to be

When a man loves a sapan

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Email:
indianstinger@aol.com
Date:
Wednesday August 11, 2004 06:12:27 GMT
Comments:
sapan...
You and I must make a pact
We must bring salvation back
Where there is SAPAN, I’ll be there
I’ll reach out my hand to you,
I’ll have faith in all you do
Just call my name and I’ll be there
And oh - I’ll be there to comfort you,
Build my world of dreams around you
I’m so glad that I found you
I’ll be there with a love that’s strong
I’ll be your strength, I’ll keep holding on
Let me fill your heart with laughter
Togetherness, well that’s all I’m after
Whenever you need me, I’ll be there
With an unselfish love I respect you
Just call my name and I’ll be there
If you should ever find someone new
I know he’d better be good to you
’cos if he doesn’t, I’ll be there
Don’t you know, baby, yeah yeah
I’ll be there, I’ll be there, just call my name, I’ll be there...

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Email:
admin@this site.com
Date:
Thursday August 12, 2004 00:28:35 GMT
Comments:
I really should delete the previous coments, although I have to say that very few things scare me, but this is one of them. (PS I'm not deleting them because I havent deleted anything so why start now) And yes no one is visting this site, but then again I havent updated in a month and a half so why would anyone visit it.

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Email:
indianstinger@aol.com
Date:
Wednesday September 08, 2004 03:27:08 GMT
Comments:
how's life at U OF I?
anyway this mite make u feel special...
Oceans apart day after day
And I slowly go insane
I hear your voice on the line
But it doesn't stop the pain
If I see you next to never
How can we say forever
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you
I took for granted, all the times
That I thought would last somehow
I hear the laughter, I taste the tears
But I can't get near you now
Oh, can't you see it SAPAN
You've got me goin' crazy
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you

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Email:
admin@this_site.com
Date:
Wednesday September 08, 2004 03:41:54 GMT
Comments:
Now I'm really scared

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Email:
indianstinger@aol.com
Date:
Thursday September 09, 2004 21:13:00 GMT
Comments:
I DREAMT ABOUT U LAST NITE SEXXXXXXXAYYY

Are you lonesome tonight
do you miss me tonight
Are you sorry we drifted apart
Does your memory stray to a bright sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight
(SAPAN U SAY THIS PART TO ME:)
I wonder if you're lonesome tonight
You know someone said that the world's a stage
And each must play a part
Fate had me playing in love you as my sweet heart
Act one was when we met, I loved you at first glance
You read your line so cleverly and never missed a cue
Then came act two, you seemed to change and you acted strange
But I'd rather go on hearing your lies
Than go on living without you
Now the stage is bare and I'm standing there
With emptiness all around

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Email:
admin@this_site.com
Date:
Thursday September 09, 2004 21:21:36 GMT
Comments:
Ignore the fool hwo is leaving these messed up comments. To said fool: Who the hell are you, and if you're going to IM me why dont you stay on long enough to talk
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Email:
indianstinger@aol.com
Date:
Friday September 10, 2004 20:35:40 GMT
Comments:
sups...
c'mon man i thot i had already given u a bunch of clues as to who i was. i mean for a guy who got a 36 on the ACT...ur not using ur brain man...once again since i luv u passionately i will list a few of them once again...

I hav been to ur house at 1 Barn Lane
i kno ur family, Ur dads name is roop, mom is usha, and u hav a sis named subha
i was at anshu khanna's graduation party
ditto for gautam gaonkar's too
came to ankurs parents anniversary
and um well...my age is between 16 and 19 haha like u dint kno by now
and yes i'm a guy...and evn tho i luv u...i am stragiht. i mean any straight guy who tells u that they dont get wet when they think of u is just a big fat ass liar who jus doenst wanna sound fruity.
so keep ya head up man.
represent thug life babbyyy
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Email:
indianstinger@aol.com
Date:
Sunday September 12, 2004 18:28:05 GMT
Comments:
Sapan i'm tired of u
Get another boyfriend
Let’s talk about u
You gotta hear me out
Do you really wanna be the last to know
What it’s all about
Let’s talk about us, you say
Ur the essence of my life
But i'll eat you up from inside
And then u dunt wanna know
Listen, I mean it
There’s nothing that i'm worthy of
ur just another player playing in the name of love
I’ve seen enough, now this must come to an end
Get another boyfriend
Let’s talk about what u've done
To become my number one
Or was it all the promises of diamonds, pearls and party dresses that turned you on
I’ve seen it b4, don’t take anymore
Just go get on with your life
Stop acting like you’ve given up
Hear me out
You must know
What it’s all about, baby
That ur just a player in love
This must come to an end
Get another boyfriend
 
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Email:
admin@this_site.com
Date:
Sunday September 12, 2004 19:01:14 GMT
Comments:
we're done when I say we're done, and by then end of the week I will know who you are
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Email:
indianstinger@aol.com
Date:
Sunday September 12, 2004 22:30:09 GMT
Comments:
wut do u mean by that? u will kno me the end of the week? i reeeeallly would like to kno how.

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Email:
indianstinger@aol.com
Date:
Wednesday September 15, 2004 21:07:21 GMT
Comments:
WUT I AM ABOUT TO SAY...
I REALLY MEAN EVERY SINGLE WORD OF IT

i am a real low life for all the shit i've put u thru and for this i am prolly gonna go to hell. man i feel so guilty for all i did to u and u nvr did anything to me to deserve anything and i'm feeling so bastard-ish now. for all this i'm sorry. shud u forgive me? nay i say. ak tually u could if u want if u want. and one more thing. if u read closely and kno indian names really well...i hav put my name in the paragraph written above. u will hav to look real closely tho. and seriously man. i'm done messing wit and this will be my last post and effective immediately i am deleting my indianstinger account b/c nuthing good can come out of it.
 
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Email:
admin@this_site.com
Date:
Wednesday September 15, 2004 22:52:43 GMT
Comments:
dont feel bad about anything, its been quite comical showing people what you've written, but you still have to tell me who you are, it would be much easier then trying to find it out
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Email:
admin@this_site.com
Date:
Wednesday September 15, 2004 23:04:21 GMT
Comments:
also dont delete the account just yet, not before I figure out who you are
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Email:
indianstinger@aol.com
Date:
Saturday September 18, 2004 22:19:08 GMT
Comments:
no man i'm sooo done messin wit ya...
...and i got another person to mess wit anyway

but yea each message i'll be getting closer and closer to telling u who i am.

clue #1
u hav no idea who i am. by that i mean i hav only seen u maybe once in my life

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Email:
u kno who this is@sapan.com
Date:
Monday September 27, 2004 21:04:06 GMT
Comments:
clue #2
i am really good friends with one of ur good friends and DO NOT live around buffalo grove nor libertyville

there that shud stop u from thinking that its umang or ankur or sum1
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Email:
ok@sapan.com
Date:
Monday September 27, 2004 21:05:51 GMT
Comments:
clue #3 and #4
i am a girl
my initials are PM
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Email:
me again@sapan.com
Date:
Monday September 27, 2004 21:06:49 GMT
Comments:
clue#5
one of the first 3 clues is bull
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Email:
hey yo@me.com
Date:
Friday October 15, 2004 18:38:45 GMT
Comments:
hey chiKo its been a while
cant believe u still dont kno who i am
wtf. wut kind of idiot r u.
dint u get 36 on ur ACT?
wow dude, thas sad. the whole entire group has been torturing u and u still dont kno the ringleader even tho the clues r right in front fo u
i mean after all this time wut do u kno for sure?
nothing.
i'll tell u who i am...if the yankees lose the world series
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Email:
admin@this_site.com
Date:
Friday October 15, 2004 20:19:53 GMT
Comments:
dont post while you're in school
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