| If I were to try and take over the
world these are a few of the steps that I would take, not that I would ever
do any such thing. Of course not... stop accusing me!!!! 1)
Indebt people to me by helping them, so that i will have their support later
on.
2) Appear to be smart (i.e. pretend to know all the answers
when in fact I have simply bribed various persons for the correct answers)
so that people will think I will make a good leader.
3) Make many contacts that I can use to gain power by
participating in various clubs and stuff.
4) Never let people know that I'm an evil genius. Muhahaha.
(Oops... I'm not an evil genius of course not, I was just kidding, how could
someone as nice as me (see number 1) be an evil genius)
5) Obtain a foolish but catchy nickname and dance so that
people recognize my name and think that I am harmless.
6) Create a foolish website that hypnotizes anyone that visits and
causes them to obey me.
7) Find a way to remember people's names
8) Secretly obtain blackmail against anyone that could foil
my plans, ie YOU.
9) Argue with potential opponents, learn their opinions,
weaknesses and obtain more blackmail.
10) Exploit the billions of security holes in Microsoft
products to spy on people's computers and obtain even more blackmail (yeah,
its that important) and learn what to use to bribe people.
11) Create viruses that destroy windows and then shoot Bill Gates and be
hailed as a hero.
12) Make billions of dollars from gambling, thieving and
other underhanded methods, and then use that money to get elected president.
13) Accuse a bird of trying to take
over the world and then overthrow the bird and take the world for
myself.
13) More to be added soon, if you have any ideas please tell me, you can
post it in the guest book, use the mailform or tell me in person/ aim |
